Upbeat Teenage ‘Valley Girl- Evelyn‘
HELLLLOOOO! My name is like Evelyn. I like everything, so, you know, you can be so relaxed when you’re with me, seriously! OK, so I am not like all of the chics on here, I mean, cos I’m from like California in the valley you know, so, tan skin, painted nails, toes AND fingers, really! And like my figure is bitch’n, so men always like me, well you know, probably way more than ‘like me’, actually they just TOTALLY want me, which I like, honestly find that attractive to be chased after, touched and man-handled, just don’t hurt me though, right?! I can definitely get into a man’s man ness, you know, all that strong grip, deep voice hairy chest kind of stuff, like so very much.”
Oh, MY GOD, I like almost didn’t tell you lots of important things, about me, that are you know, important. My father is like this ‘big deal’ at his job, and when he met my mother, who was Asian, I think it was like on one of those business trip things, he just fell over just to meet her for sure, anyway, so, I am Asian, and I love sports, swimming, like in the water or a hot tub, hot tubs are way cool and relaxing, right?
So anyway, I am so looking for a cute Baldwin type, you know a ‘trippendicular’ kind of guy, we could go shopping, not at the mall though, barf me out, like it has to be nice a spot, then we could hit a quiet restaurant, and maybe later, hang out together, have a few brewskies, or whatever, at his digs, as long as it’s just us, you know, totally. I am so on, like the lurk, like, is it obvious, I am such a “betty” all the way to the max!
Like, you could so come and pick me up anytime lover!”






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